Written by Mike
Edited by Rob

Robert
Robert, also known as Rob, is a player of Unforgotten Realms. He is Mike's best friend by default because Mike has known Rob since they were kids no other friends. A common misconception is that Rob is stupid when, in fact, he is simply ignorant of the world of Unforgotten Realms. Rob not only plays the main character that is Sir Schmoopy, but he also pretty much speaks for every other character in the game. Rob may sometimes come off as a jerk totally awesome guy, but that’s simply due to his cocky nature and over abundance of confidence awesomeness and the fact he's pro at every single video game that may or may not exist. Also, Mike sucks...

Mike
Mike is the dungeon master of Unforgotten Realms. Mike runs is attempting to run the game while keeping Rob from getting off track having fun. Mike enjoys hard-core roleplaying and does not like shannagans girls. Mike’s character, Eluamous Nailo, is a wizard who tries to keep Sir Schmoopy on the right path. When push comes to shove, he also controls the entire game and has last word on any events that unfold. While Mike is extremely nerdy, it is important to note that he does not wear glasses. If you wear glasses and think Mike's a nerd, then I'm afraid that you are, in fact, more of a nerd… four eyes. Where do you get off calling people “nerds” anyway?

Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon
Schmoopy is a class confused Sorcerer who, you guessed it, duel wields nun chucks. While Rob claims that roleplaying is for jerks, he, oddly enough, has an epic back-story and complete family tree dating back to the dawn of man for his improvised “Abraham Lincoln Super Sorcerer” character.

Click here for Sir Schmoopys Character Sheet!

Eluamous Nailo
Eluamous [el-yoo-mis] is a Wizard from the realm of Albion. He strives to learn about the unforgotten realms of magic and become a master Wizard. Unfortunately for him, he will never become attain such status without a monocle.

Click here for Eluamous Nailos Character Sheet!

Grandma Schmoopy

After years of battling dragons and alzheimer's, Grandma Schmoopy has intrusted our heroes with the quest of saving whats left of her life! Will our heroes be able to find the magical herb needed to heal Grandma Schmoopy before it's too late? Hopefully because I don't want to have to delete this character if she dies!

Mr. Judge

Our heroes have only had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Judge in front of his dark court of law! Hopefully he goes easy on our newly created heroes because this show would be pretty boring if the next couple seasons are spent in jail!

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