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Author Topic: ¿Quien Qiere Ser un Dictador? (Who wants to be a dictator?) (Round 1 game 2)  (Read 1565 times)
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« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2009, 06:32:53 PM »

Though this obviously won't get me any points, I'll be completely honest. My personal hero is my life insurance provider. (See personal text.) 
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« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2009, 09:30:24 PM »

My personal hero? Santa Clause, in light of the approaching holiday season.

Why Santa? He's the joy bringer isn't he? Children love Santa! Precisely.

Santa Clause is a GENIUS Dictator. He has the entire Arctic under his command. Legions of enslaved elves and other mythical creatures, freakin' polar bears, penguins, what else does he need? Children. He has the world's youth brainwashed into thinking he's so great, and every year he's implanting different methods of mind control into their presents. That's why they pay homage to him in the form of cookies and milk. When the children don't comply, they go to the "naughty" list, and he instead crushes their spirits. All of their friends got wonderful toys that year, everything they wanted, but the naughty child gets coal, and their innocent spirit is crushed, leaving little opposition in the future. What about the non-believers? Well what the hell are they gonna think when Santa comes droppin' bombs out his flying sleigh and commanding their children to do his wicked bidding? Ho-ly-shit. That's what. Then after leading Armageddon, Santa will take his chosen to the North Pole where he'll complete project "Global Warming" and melt the remainder of the ice there, effectively drowning everything else, then re-instating the next ice age after that, where he shall rule as supreme ice king! All hail Santa and his jolly boots of doom!
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« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2009, 09:37:07 PM »

Santa! Why have you betrayed us!!!  How could this happen to me....
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« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2009, 04:18:03 AM »

Most Brutal:WeirdUsername This guy was brutal
Vlad the Impaler. ( The inspiration behind Dracula. )

Most Original:Mr Sit Captain James Very few still admire the Man in Red
My personal hero? Santa Clause, in light of the approaching holiday season.

Why Santa? He's the joy bringer isn't he? Children love Santa! Precisely.

Santa Clause is a GENIUS Dictator. He has the entire Arctic under his command. Legions of enslaved elves and other mythical creatures, freakin' polar bears, penguins, what else does he need? Children. He has the world's youth brainwashed into thinking he's so great, and every year he's implanting different methods of mind control into their presents. That's why they pay homage to him in the form of cookies and milk. When the children don't comply, they go to the "naughty" list, and he instead crushes their spirits. All of their friends got wonderful toys that year, everything they wanted, but the naughty child gets coal, and their innocent spirit is crushed, leaving little opposition in the future. What about the non-believers? Well what the hell are they gonna think when Santa comes droppin' bombs out his flying sleigh and commanding their children to do his wicked bidding? Ho-ly-shit. That's what. Then after leading Armageddon, Santa will take his chosen to the North Pole where he'll complete project "Global Warming" and melt the remainder of the ice there, effectively drowning everything else, then re-instating the next ice age after that, where he shall rule as supreme ice king! All hail Santa and his jolly boots of doom!

Most Creative:stealthkill Admiration of oneself is important in a dictator, and a creative answer.
Myself, nobody gets it done better than I do.

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Walrus Man! Mr. Bill is an admirable prisoner indeed!
I would have to say Mr. Bill. Why? No matter how many times I sent him to the torture chambers, he would never tell me anything. The only words that would come out of his mouth were "Oh no!" His refusal to give in was outstanding. Of course, I had to kill him as soon as I knew for sure that he wasn't going to say anything; his determination was a bad influence for all of the other prisoners, but I am certain that if I ever get taken into the hands of an enemy (yeah right), I'll follow his example...or escape my cell and kill them all in their sleep. That plan works too.

Also, to the two guys who posted warcraft characters, you made me read stuff that was boring. Zircom's was wrose, so he loses a point. Zutolor gets the discretionary point for discussing things but never posting an actual anser. A good dictator can flip flop.

Current standings
Weird Username: 25 points
Mr_Sir_Captain_James:20 Points
Maretocks: 15 points
Walrus Man: 15 Points
StonySyst: 10 Points
Lord Fuse: 9 Points
stealthkill:6 Point
Tirin: 5 poins
RagingAura:5 Points
Deady:5 Points
Warthermair: 5 Points
thunderclaw: 2 point
zutolor: 1 Point
andyman0303: 0 points
Marked of Kane: 0 points
Zircom: -1 Points
Nifty ninja: -5 Points   

Question 5: Which TV Trope best describes you?
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« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2009, 09:24:34 AM »

Wait how did I get on the list?
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« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2009, 01:15:07 PM »

I am anticipating question 5 with great eagerness.
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« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2009, 01:55:30 PM »

Also, to the two guys who posted warcraft characters, you made me read stuff that was boring. Zircom's was wrose, so he loses a point. Zutolor gets the discretionary point for discussing things but never posting an actual answer. A good dictator can flip flop.
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« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2009, 02:01:59 PM »

Instead of getting lost in TV Tropes, I order a disposable intern to search for an appropriate trope while I go watch two worthless peons fight to the pain.
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« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2009, 02:12:28 PM »

I honestly don't appreciate the phrasing of this explanation of myself; I'm just the head of the curve.
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« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2009, 02:25:37 PM »

Two words.
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« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2009, 02:28:04 PM »

What the hell is this westerner crap?
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« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2009, 02:29:56 PM »

Provide me with ''Eastener'' crap.
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« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2009, 03:38:35 PM »

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCaligula

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« Reply #73 on: November 18, 2009, 03:44:50 PM »

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoingInTheWizard
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« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2009, 03:49:27 PM »

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"
— Kefka Palazzo

Question 5: Omnicidal Maniac
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OmnicidalManiac
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