Hey everyone!

I hope you got a chance to watch our new Dead Realms show! It was a ton of fun and I think it will be a nice break between normal shows so that we can always have URealms be on the last Saturday of every month! They are also great shows for guests, so I will be always looking to get some fun people to come join us. Anyway, while I do think an Official Clown Business shirt is something Lily needs to work on soon.... we do have this awesome Dead Realms skull for those who need a few more bones in your life! It's up on the shop so be sure to check it out!

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Hey everyone!

Don't forget that URealms is the last Saturday of every month now which means tomorrow is our first campaign in the Dead Realms! The show starts at 1pm EST and this week Deadbones will be the Gamemaster with me, Spiff, Coe and Pause joining us at the table! It's gonna be a lot of fun so we hope you can make it to the show!

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Greetings Old Gods!

The rewards from the campaign The Last Beenu have been distributed! All Old Gods who attended the show live or donated any amount to the campaign have earned themselves 5320 XP and 1000 Gold. The Old Gods generosity this week created 33,440 Blood Tears and the Old Gods who attended or donated also added their account levels to this total as well for an additional 40,887 Blood Tears for a total of 74,327 Blood Tears from this campaign.

You grow close to reaching the 3rd level for your upcoming creation Old Gods. We look forward to bringing what you create to life very soon. Our visions, your gift. Our bodies, your skins.

Hey everyone!

The next URealms Live campaign is this weekend and is called The Last Beenu! This week the players play as assassins that will help form the legends of the Ghostblade character we made into lore. Since we know Ghostblade cannot die in this campaign, should he fail a death roll, the punishment will fall onto another Character....

It's gonna be a fun week so we hope you guys can make it! These shows are always best live!

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Greetings Old Gods!

The rewards from the campaign Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator have been distributed! All Old Gods who attended the show live or donated any amount to the campaign have earned themselves 5750 XP and 2000 Gold. Those who won the Pony Race earned themselves an additional 10,000 XP and those who bet the Characters would live doubled their experience and gold! If you managed to both win the race and take the risky bet, you earned yourself 32,140 XP Old Gods. This should dramatically change the power for those who took the risk.

The Old Gods generosity this week created 65,170 Blood Tears the highest total ever by nearly double and the Old Gods who attended or donated also added their levels to this total as well for an additional 38,434 Blood Tears for a total of 106,508 Blood Tears from this campaign. This is the most Blood Tears you have earned yet Old Gods. It may be possible now for your Old God to gain an additional level or two before they are born into this realm.

Oh... and what did you think of my former self? I must admit I was a very foolish elf before I joined the Order of Chaos and learned of you. I hope we meet again soon Old Gods, but until then I will continue to paint with the blood you bestow upon me. Our visions, your gift. Our bodies, your skins.