Level 15
Snarky
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have numerous nicknames. Porn elf, coloring elf, stalker elf, Oracle... My greatest achievements are collecting so many damned nicknames.
Other notable achievements of mine include eating two paczkis in one day, sneezing so loud I've woken up my dog, and showering in less than six minutes once.
Gwyneth is the best character in this entire show, and anyone who says otherwise is not my friend.
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